In the last few weeks I started to reduce my workload a bit by giving away packages to other Maintainers. I'm only partially successful, I still have 35 packages with my name on them (down from 42 (!)), but it looks like I'll drop the next 10 or 15 in the next few weeks.
To compensate the fact that I have more free time, Martin Zobel was nice enough to let me take over the maintenance of the experimental mips and s390 buildds for a few weeks...
Anyway, to the new meme (google for "$NAME needs" and present the results):
Marc Needs You!
Marc needs to get a clue. [...] Marc needs to get a life.
Marc needs to visit your web site and check out your nude beach shots.
Marc needs to pay this balance
Marc needs our help now more than ever.
I'm not sure about the third one, but the rest sounds true.